i am androgynous. realli. i tink i am. i scored 205 on the sex test. WHAT THE HELL MAN. normal guys are suppoed to get below 130.....
anywayz, i went to suwee's mother's salon to cut. haha suwee's mother is damn nice, she gave me the haircut for free... hehe must thank her one dae... altho her mother DID cut a wee bit short. ah but then my hair was damn screwed alreadi larh... the fringe arh... haiyarz. haha and that hole keef lim left on my right ear. her mother BURST out laffing when she saw it u noe... hahahahaz. acherlie she burst out laffing alot of times... when she saw my fringe she oso laff... the first thing she said when she saw my hair was... "still can save larh... still can save." anyway its quite short now... cru-cuttish. hehez.
okae i'll go back to gossiping wif yixun nowz =P

hAiyAR
about 1 million people have been telling me tings abt my hair. pple i dun even KNOW names of oso. hahaha crap larh. ok it looks better larh.. but i have no ideah how to spike it. someone tell me how to spike it leh. i haff wax... but i dunnoe. i loathe the stuff. its just so icky-pooish... its semi-solid, sticky, and it seems to feel like... Euurgh. but neway, if neone can teech me how to do it i'd be happier =).
aiyah i want to go to mark's party! (yah the chio mark. hAHa he's damn cHIO!!) i wanna go lorh. if my humans is successful i'll probably be sitting in that class neway, and i lyke that class... its neither too poserish nor too boring oso. or from what i see larh. heheZ.
oh yesh. i haff access to yixun's blog now! YAY
acherlie not yet. but he's bz blogging now i tink. prepare an introdcutoy post for mE
hehehe
MY REIGN OF TERROR SHALL BEGIN

haha
NOW MY HAIR IS LESS HORRIBLE!
haha i decided to let keef lim and chee cut for me. hahaha den we went to the concourse behind the toilets there to cut, denz suddenly my whole og appeared out of nowhere then all of them helped cut my hair. hahaha it was damn funny. xiao and paul screwed my fringe up larh! hahahaz. so its like damn wierd on one side.
aiyah its better now. i GUESS. i'll just stick to this spiky thingie for a while before i go back to my long hair... den i'll go saloon and get the nice long hair jap style haircut that i've been wnating to get for eons. yayz
on a seperate note, i'm in the probational period for odac! yay. hahaz but i'm damn weak nowz... stupid superlegstraining... den todae still had to run like madman... aiyah tiredzZ. and chee is right... the odac pple all dun seem funky.. except for maybe his ogl. ah but nvrmind larh.
hahaha... oh yah we did something damn funny todae oso... me and ec. haha but i dun say here. later he find this blog then the thing collapse. hahaha but its damn funniieee.
oh well. i'll go back tokking to my fwens now.

~the last that ever she saw of him, carried away by a moon light shadow~
MY HAIR LOOKS HORRIBLE
it is horrible lorh!!
aiyoh i'm finished. haha todae i was walking then i said hi to zach and he started laffing at me. its ridiculous larh... my hair is goddamned arglee now. ARRGH. siansiansiansian.
anyway den i went to go to this place to cut hair that ec told me to go to. den the chao place is so difficult to find. then the chao place is closed when i found it. then i am damn sad when i found out its closed. cos tt means i haff to wear this thing that some may call HAIR for another ridiculous day.
i am sad. haha fark larh.
aiyah at least that kong and ericlee stopped nagging me. that stupid kong still went to say "see tim, now so short its alot easier to wash rite?". wah screw her larh! suan me!
oh yah i had pe todae. wif the SUPER LEGS TRAINING. wah scary larh. my legs are like jelly now. and that was under MR TAN lorh. i tink i'd haff collapsed under loh. thank god man. i just hope tmrw's odac isn't too tuff or stuff. haiyar i sound like a pussy now. not that i'm not larh, but usually i make it a point not to sound too much like one. haha crap

yay
i mite as well make it a point to blog at 4 day intervals and get it over and done with
anyway, i ponned school today. so there's nothing much to tokk abt my lifenow
yesterdae on the other hand was fun. yah yihan's b'dae party was fun
i've probably downed about 5 litres of chlroinated water though. haha but still fun. too bad din get to plae mahjong though.
aiyah sian.
derrick's house is humongousousous. it is beeeeeegg. and it is a mansion. wah if i had a hse liddat i'd go home straight after sch evv day. it has a pool, a pool table, a damn powerful computer, blahblahblah. *sigh*
oh i just had dinner. GOT BUDDDHAJUMPOVERTHEWALL! haha its damn nice. haiyar damn nice. i want moooreee.
anywayz. school starts tmrw. haha actually it started today but i ponned it to go cut my hair so ericlee wun scold me. hahaha

**bitchmodeon***
i harven been blogging cos apparently SOMEONE'S pissed me off tot he point where i was realli too infuriated to do anything. lets call SOMEONE "ASSHOLE"
anyway, i was tokking to ec two or three days ago when ASSHOLE sat down next to me. i don't know ASSHOLE so i just continued tokking to ec. den ASSHOLE suddenly shouted "ur hair is damn ugly u shld go shave it all off" in a not too kindly tone. lets get something straight. i don't know ASSHOLE, neither does that pathetic brain of ASSHOLE's register me. anywayz, i just muttered something abt "whatever, nice meeting you" cos i was kinda shocked since i don't even know who ASSHOLE is. So i continued tokking to ec, and guess what, ASSHOLE suddenly uses his clearly retarded vocal cords and tells me to shuddap. So now i am godammnit pissed at ASSHOLE, either he's just socially handicapped or has a serious case of inferiority complex.
**bitchmodeoff***

ah well. thankfully i've got many friends who'll listen to me bitch. made me feel better. someone told me thats zharbo-ish. who cares. i need to bitch.

y'day i went out wif yx... and found out that yx is even hornier than i thought. cos we had nothing to do, so yx said.. "lets go chiobu spotting", so we went down orchard road trying to spot chiobus. and as yx saes, he's clearly more advanced than me, i group them into "chio" and "not chio" categories, yixun has seperate criterions for every body part, and then makes a final judgement based on the combined scores. Cheem sia.

And anyway, i've figured out roughly how to play "yujian (the turnleftturnright song)". so yay. maybe i'll play it for my future gf on her future birthday. Speaking of which..... is something i'll probably never get to experience.

Yay
haha i harven been blogging cos i harven got the modem.
newayz... in the past 4 days...
i doodled two poems onto paper.
AND i found the score for turn left turn right


~kAwAii~

Where is the child
playing hide and seek
within the stone prison
of your heart?

Has he fallen, into
the deep abyss of guilt
descending into the depths of depression?

Perhaps he is trapped
bound by the chains of
maturity, shackled in fetters forged by you?

Or is he crushed, smothered. Pierced
within the iron maiden
of your ambitions?

Find him. Find him before he perishes
within your cold dungeon

Find him before your prison is empty.

Are you not tired? with
the endless maintenence
of that which you call
personality?

These accessories you adorn, extravagance
superficiality. Such weight
that it drags even you
lower to the ground.

When will shame
pierce through your thick skin
and leave you finally
naked?

Throw them to me then. I will
bear the weight for you
Such earthly things are not fit
to defile the purity within you

Fly again once more
free, as you were meant to be.

YAY
MOODSWING
I'M HAPPI NOW

haha.
we're planning b'dae for yihan
and we got veri sweeeet thing for himmm... YAY
somemore hor
we got VERI NICE IDEA for thanking yihan and julie
hahahaz
i can't wait for us to do it
YAY!

i is feeling rotten again
cos i feel like i've just made another person's life slightly worse.

other than that, i'm oso in bitch mode today
today i went wif joanna to buy DINNER. cos she wanted to eat macs and i'm the poor shit whu has no marneh and so must tag along and eat whatever she eats.
den guess who i saw at macs
chester liu!

a little note about chesterliu here. he's a veri... how to say arh... doublestandard person. to use someone's words. and today earlier he already PEEVED me. he's like talking so engrossedly wif a girl. i came over, and being the nice guy i am (yes i'm shameless) i went over and gave him a big HELLO! and u noe what he did? he just looked, no wait, more like GLANCED at me and gave a lousy wave and continued tokking to his zhabo. ok so i'm attention seeking. SO WHAT. anyway i said hi again. HE DIDN'T RESPOND! he went on tokking to this girl further. then finally i said HARLOE one big final time and guess what? he looks at me like i'm a lunatic and then turns back to his zhabo. maybe i'm petty. *shrug*


anyway, i met chester liu
after that shaoming called me up and asked me whats hup
i bet chester liu's gossiping away now.

not that i have nething against gossip. i have smth against chesterliu on the other hand. =P

i must get this off my chest

this ridiculously prissy excuse for a person is so prissy she wouldn't even BOTHER to go for orienation. infact, she's so ridiculously prissy she deserves to be bitchslapped to kingdomcome. she thinks with the retarded superficial thing she has for a brain that she's too purrfect to mix with anyone. if that harlot who hooked a boyfriend nearly twice her age thinks that her below-average looks warrant her a "you're too low for me" attitude, she's going to get alot coming her way if i get to know her.

i feel better now. if you know who you are.

YOU SUCK

i have an uncanny talent of pissing people off
haha i'm so sorrie... realli.
its just that...
aiyoh i must learn to say no.
people ask me to do things and i'll usually say yes
and then i'll find myself without the time to do it.
yeah.
i guess i shld

Anyway i'm slightly sick now
sure, not sick enough to warrant ponning sch.
but who cares. i'm sick.
and it seems to be getting worse now.

~segaiwa na de suteki~

hehez
i found the song for the sony advert
if u dun like it bear wif it
but what am i tokking abt
this is my blog

i went out wif fan and cw yesterdae... yah i t was good to see fan again
so long nvr see him liao
haha he keep saeing his sch all the people veri dumb one
newayz we went to plae pool
playing pool wif fan and cw is wasting my time larh

today... yah
today was godamnedfunny
but nvrmind

i went out wif my og again
yayZ
haha
went to watch movie... paycheck
quite nice movie actually... but its abit cheesy at parts.
especially the whole world doom part
so stupid
but on the whole it was quite an original and interesting show larh
i guess
we had more fun with "bahaya" oso later at taka
haha but i better not say here
later he find and kill me
*eepS*

~will you still love me, tomo-rrow

OG nite was fun... damned fun
hahaha
we went to drink tsing tao beer after that lorh!
den yihong got damn drunk
hahahahahaz

haiyar
orientation is ending
acherlie its ended alreadi.... aiyah so sad.
haha i hope we can all keep in touch
my og 's realli quite kewl... hahaz
aiyah sian

lalaz
harven had much time to blog
Orientation's been quite fun
haha i've been coming back damn late... then too tired to do anything
just konk on my bed and sleep

i'm happi!
haha
ok that was quite redundant
yah its so sad orientation's coming to an end
haha my OG's quite fun... ok damn fun.

haha i guess my whole OG's all gossipers one.
before zhiyang's "incident" evvone was quite quiet
haha den after that our OG literally exploded...
hahahaz

anyway... yah orientation's nearly over now
so i'll probably be seeing less of them...

my class on the other hand's a whole different story
i guess they're all pretty decent people larh
leon's quite friendly i guess... encouraging all of us to mix arnd
but... they're just not my type larh i guess...
haha me and chunky feel quite out of place there.
they're quite "poseur" to put it down in a word.

or maybe i'm just passing judgment too quickly
i've only met them for one day anyway.

EEPS
WHERES MY PREVIOUS POST?
wah lan eh
hahahaha
must be i sykomotor again
click wronglie
NVRMIND. write again

like i said earlier...
My og isn't that bad considering that limzhiyang's in it
they SEEM like quite nice people
haha they even organized outing
although quite sad case... in the end only me and this tchs guy showed up
haha... aiyah nvrmind larhz
haha i see him like quite sad liddat... only two of us turn up
haiz

joshuayee seems like a nice guy... haha he's quite farneh oso...
but he nvr tokk to me. *hmPF*. i wonder why.
yihong's quite interesting oso... haha he's the only other guy who showed up... he's quite sharp at observing things...
haiyar i rattle on oso no use larh
i hardly noe neone of them

oh yah... ben moh gave me this keychain
Its QUITE cute... considering HE bought it...
ok larh its not that bad... for a souvenir from hongkong

newayz i go koonZ soon

I'm SCRUUUUEED
I'M IN THE SAME OG AS LIMZHIYANG
omgomgomg
wah i'm finished
this yr is not going good siaz
first they throw me into arts
now they gimme limzhiyang for OG
wah this are not a good start
NI NAO HIA LARH!!~!~!!!~!~!@