Aiee I cannot take it essay after essay after essay after essay after essay. HOW HOW?

Okay Tim. Just because you've vowed not to be pretentious doesn't mean the world has to see you panick-stricken over silly things like essays.

TEHN AGAIN! AAAH. WHAT IF MCCONNELL KICKS ME OUT OF LIT.

Relax Tim. He won't. He hasn't kicked anyone for not doing the FIRST essay, what makes you think he will this time round.

AAAAH BUT I FEEL UNACCOMPLISHED.

You always do.

That's true. BITCH.

I try.

And that was a brief snapshot of what just went on in my mind. I think i'm getting schizophrenic. This is quite odd. Maybe I'm developing a split personality, one a crazy-ass whiney motherfucker, and one the cynical bitch. This is odd indeed.

Oddity-oddity.