Friday, April 02, 2004

happi b'dae chee! haha i nvr really paid attn to b'daes in sec school. Isn't it nice that i do now in JC?
Maybe i should open this blog up. haha get yixun to link me!
Just a random thought. Silly thought at that. This place's too personal for such things.

Anyway today stinks. I am the most suay-ified of suay-ified todae. To kick things off, i woke up late, culdn't drag myself out of bed to face the 5:10 day. When i finally mustered enough courage to do so, it was 8:30. So i came to school ridiculously late, and went to see miss yeo to tell her i was arnd. Den cos i was so shaggified i stoned in the canteen for a while, went for history lecture, and den decided to stone in the canteen wif fan and chee instead of fucking arnd in chinese. Seeing that Maths lecture proceeded after chinese, i was imagining myself having a good 5 period break stoning arnd and tokking rubbish to the people who make me drag myself to school.
Unfortunately, due to a certain mishap, my chinese teacher realised i wasn't here, and by the strange forces of fate happened to bump into miss yeo as well! Thus, she procceded to go tell miss yeo abt how i nvr showed up, and since miss yeo knows i'm already in school, confirms that i'm indeed ponning and not absent from sch. So miss yeo, in fullfilment of her duties as a white-slip dispenser (read: CT), decided to totter down to the maths lecture that i was COINCIDENTALLY ponning at the same time! what culd be worse than that!
Anyway, so while i was happily chatting wif chee fan and blah blah god knows who, suddenly uni msgs me saying "ur dead miss yeo just came to look for yu". Today being 1st april, i tot it was a joke... so i said "haha oh shit. realli meh? haha april's fool ah?" then she was like "YOU IDIOT I'M NOT APRIL'S FOOLING YU!" haha den i knew i was screwed... cos right after i got tt msg miss yeo msged me saeing "TIM COME SEE MISS YEO IN THE STAFFROOM NOW." GG X SIR.
So i walked up the stairs at the concourse, preparing myself to look contrite and sorry and promise not to do such a thing ever again, and went up to get scolded. Miss yeo was quite nice abt it lah (only salvaging factor in this whole sordid affair), she din realli like put me down or nething, just said she was disappointed in me. haha and that always gets to me worse den a actual forceful scolding. So i got two white slips, one from chinese one from mats, and den tottered in to maths lecture wif mrs kong going "TIMOTHY WHERE WERE YOU ARHHHHHH?" when i walked in. hahaha. so paiseh.
And you'd think that was the end of it. How profoundly wrong you are.
Well after the maths lecture i come out and sit wif yixun and ec. and ec was being EXTREMELY irritating, i don't know whether it was his b'dae or not, but he spent the whole time pointing out the obvious. AS IF I WAS FUCKING BLIND? some things aren't meant to be, don't make it any harder then it already is for me to accept. So being in the horrid mood i was i just stormed off and went over to yihong's table, where yihong promptly procceded to discuss how he looks like chonglin. WHICH also irritated me to no bounds, so i just slammed my feet up to the third floor to sit down and cool off.
I'm not finished yet.
So after the horrid break, i tottered off to econs thinking the worst wuld be over, that i'd be happy in my class where the worst i'd probably get was david goh calling me "ahkwa" again. Honestly i don't mind it anymore, haha its sad but its become sort of a way to identify me in the class. And i don't think they mean it in malice either. But anyway, geoffry got his lenses cocked up, and he looked like he was damn pain. And i didn't know what to say cos i was scared that i'd sound like the "FUCKING FAGGOT" he described to fan. Anyway, miss yeo told me that vp somehow took note of my name when signing the 20498750283745092384 million whiteslips he has to sign every day, and wanted me to go see him. HOLY FUCK! Stephane is a bitch lah! That fucking bastard's a total asshole, i don't even want to imagine what he'd do to me in his office. Fucking asshole. He thinks the whole school owes him a living and so gives him the right to put down and be a total bastard.
Anyway, so i went down to the stupid general office to see the vice-principal-with-a-fucking-girl's-name, and guess what? HE'S having meeting! fucking retard. meeting to decide what? Discussing how to become a bastardier bastard? Shit him! Anyway, i went back to miss yeo's class and told her vp wasn't arnd, and after econs went to see vp again. and guess what? the fucking vp is out! with is fucking boyfriend i suppose. He and his lover were probably making out in the makeout corner on the 3rd floor of rjc, while his secretary conveniently tells me he's "OUT". So after another total waste of time, i went back for maths, where i spent the time laughing and david goh fight wif miss koh. david goh's fucking funny. hahaz.
So after tt, we went for pe, and then octega wasn't arnd, hence LOH took us. I ran an extra round for no reason other than utter stupidity and moronism.
Speaking of morons, Mrs Velori hates me. She tinks i'm a fucking moron. Well too bad for her. She can go rot in the staffroom with her boring lessons and undeserved tuesday-short-days. "I HAVE NO TOLERENCE FOR MORONS~~". Go screw yourself.
And so the day ended wif me going to macs to study wif max and bapok and jeanette and jiawen and mark chen and leslie and aiyah forgot liao. I tink jiawen's irritated wif me. haha i dunch noe whye. Maybe it was just a badmood day.
Oh bapok's another damn funny person. hahaha yu shld see the way he falls when jeanette trips him... its kodak moment sia. hahahaz.
Anyway i felt abit extra dere, cos yah i wasn't realli in their class, but nvrmind lah. i wanted to catchup wif max but yeahz. busy. Then slowly they left... and i ended up going home myself cos jeanette forewarned me that going home wif firas is a bad idea cos firas is in a bad mood.
I should finish my lit essay. Haha mark chen said my PC's good! YAY! someone complimented me on my lit for once. Comes out of hanging around yixun too much.
-phew- that was a long entry. well screw april fool day. i bet its cos its ec's b'dae tts why. EC must hafe had the time of his life showing that LOSAR sign. In fact he probably flashed it more times at me today then any other day. WELL THERE'S YOUR PRESENT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY EC.
okay lah i don't mean that resentfully. Really, happy birthday ec, may yu hafe luck riding the horsey and not get trampled all over by its horsey hooves.
-yawnZ-

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