I am very upset. Very Very Upset. Completely Totally Upset. Four thousand years will not be enough to alleviate the distress I feel now. And you know that when I use hyperbole I am hardly ever serious.

But I am upset! My plans for this weekend have been dashed. To smithereens. I suppose I shall have to shelve everything I planned for another day. Oh woe betide me.

My day has been utterly ruined!

Whinewhinewhine.